口语课电影模仿表演(Hitch全民情敌台词)

Abby 3212007742, Chrissie 3212007744, 12T2

Hitch: One dance, one look, one kiss. That ’s what we get, Albert. Just one shot to make the difference between “happily ever after ” and “Oh, he ’s just some guy I went to something with once. ” / All right? / What?

Albert: You said “kiss ”

Hitch: Is that a problem?

Albert: It’s not a problem, but this is Allegra Cole.

Hitch: Eight out of ten women believe that the first kiss will tell them everything they need to know about a relationship. And believe me, she has definitely thought about it.

Albert: She has?

Hitch: Of course. Not that she’s gonna act on it. So it’s no real big deal.

Albert: All right, it’s no big deal then.

Hitch: It’s a very big deal! Huge! Monumental! You are not listening... I need you to wrap your head around this. Tomorrow night, Allegra Cole, could have her last first kiss. / All right, come on, just show me what you got.

Albert: What do you mean?

Hitch: Just show me how you would kiss me.

Albert: I wouldn’t kiss you.

Hitch: I’m not me. I’m Allegra.

Albert: But you’re really not, so...

Hitch: Okay, Albert, end of the night, your’re dropping me off at home. Show me the magic. Albert: I’m not comfortable with this.

Hitch: God, Albert, I had such a wonderful time with you.

Albert: Yeah, how about those Knicks?

Hitch: You see what I’m doing? This is a signal. I’m fiddling with my keys. A woman that doesn’t want a kiss takes her keys out, puts them in the door, goes in the house. A woman that wants to kiss, she fiddles. I’m fiddling.

Albert: Okay, you have a good night now...

Hitch: You see what I’m doing?

Albert: Robbing me?

Hitch: No. This is what most guys do. They rush in to take the kiss. But you’re not most guys. See, the secret to a kiss is to go 90% of the way, and then hold.

Albert: For how long?

Hitch: As long as it takes for her to come the other ten.

Albert: Okay, ninety ten. Got it.

Hitch: Okay, come on, shake it off. It’s your turn. / I had a really nice time tonight, Albert. Albert: I had a great time tonight, too, Allegra... With a beard. / What ’s up?

Hitch: I’m not feeling it.

Albert: What do you mean? I came ninety.

Hitch: I’m not feeling like you want it. Look, I’m Allegra Cole, the woman of your dreams. The woman whose green eyes are limpid pools of desire. Now, show me the magic, Albert. / What the hell was that?

Albert: I’m showing you the magic!

Hitch: No! I said come ninety and then I come ten! You don ’t go the whole one hundred. My mouth was open, Albert. You overeager son of a... Ah!