疯狂原始人部分台词

Grug ：That was too close!

Eep ：I was watching. I was fine.

Grug ：What were you doing up there, Eep?

Eep ：I don’t know.

Grug: What are you looking for?

Eep: Nothing.

Grug ：Well then, why did you go up there?

Eep ：I don't know!

Grug ：Why don't you know? Stop looking for things! Fear keeps us alive, Eep. Never not be afraid.

Eep ：What's the point of all this?

Grug ：What was that?

Eep ：I mean, why are we here? What are we doing this for?

Grug ：No one said survival was fun.

Eep ：Nothing is fun.

Grug ：Would you come down here?

Ugga ：Grug?

Grug ：Eep?

Ugga ：Off!

Grug ：Yes. Okay...

Ugga ：Off!

Grug ：I just don't see why she needs her own ledge . That's all. That's what this is about. Ugga ：She's working through some things and needs her own space.

Grug ：What things? How long is this going to take? Really? She already doesn't listen to me. Hey!

Ugga ：See? She's listening.

Grug ：If she wants to survive, she has to follow our rules.

Ugga ：How about a story? Eep loves those.

Grug ：That's a good idea. How about a story, huh?

Gran ：Yeah, tell us a story.

Grug ：Okay. Can I borrow that? Thank you. Eep! Your old favorite!

Eep ：I haven't played with that thing in years.

Grug ：Tonight we'll hear the story of Krispy Bear. A long time ago, this little bear was alive. She was alive because she listened to her father and lived her life in routine and darkness and terror. So she was happy. But Krispy had one terrible problem. She was filled with... curiosity.

Ugga ：Grug!

Grug ：Yes, yes. And one day, while she was in a tree, the curious little bear wanted to climb to the top.

Thunk ：What?

Grug ：And no sooner had she climbed to the top she saw something new and died. Thunk ：Just like that?

Grug ：Yes! Her last moments of terror still frozen on her face.

Gran ：Same ending as every day.

Thunk ：I get it, Dad. I will never do anything new or different.

Grug ：Good man, Thunk.

Ugga ：All right, everyone sharpen your teeth and let's pile up.

Grug ：Cave! Everyone inside! Come on! Hurry up! Let's go! Let's go! Go! Go!

Eep ：No!

Ugga ：No more caves, Grug.

Grug ：What?

Gran ：We're gonna jump on the sun and ride it to Tomorrow with Guy.

Grug ：Wait, wait, so you're all going to do this? Thunk?

Thunk ：Sorry, Dad.

Eep ：You have to stop worrying for all of us.

Grug ：It's my job to worry. It's my job to follow the rules.

Eep ：The rules don't work out here!

Grug ：Kept us alive!

Eep ：That wasn't living, that was just... not dying. There's a difference.

Grug ：Ugga, everyone, you have to listen to me!

Eep ：We'd be dead now if we'd listened to you! We have to follow Guy now.

Grug ：Guy?

Ugga ：Guy, run!

Guy ：This is pointless! We've running out of time! Everything is collapsing. You are being irrational and counterproductive .

Grug ：Big words anger me! Keep talking!

Guy ：Countermeasures ! Remember how you were this morning? You changed, remember? Idea man? Modern man?

Grug ：I am a caveman!

Guy ：No, no, no, wait!

Grug ：No! What is this stuff that's saving you from my punches ?

Guy ：Tar .

Grug ：No!

Guy ：Please...

Grug ：No! I have to get back to them!

Guy ：You have to stop...Stop struggling!

Grug ：No!

Guy ：Grug, stop! No one gets out of this. Believe me. I know.

Grug ：Your...?

Guy ：Family. Yeah.

Grug ：Sorry.

Guy ：I was little when it happened. The last thing my parents told me was: "Don't hide. Live. Follow the sun. You'll make it to Tomorrow."

Grug ：You followed the light. My daughter is a lot like you.

Guy ：No. She's like you. She loves you but always forgets to say it, just like you forget to tell her.

Grug ：I guess I was just busy keeping them all alive.

Guy ：It's okay. That's what dads do.

Grug ：That's right, and we can't do that from here. We need one of your ideas. Come on, you can do it.

Guy ：Belt! Emergency Idea Generator, activate.

Grug ：I've got it.

Guy ：Wow!

Grug ：Yeah. I know, but, he's doing the best with what he has. Let's go. There he is.

Guy ：Belt, I want romance, drama, sincerity . Move me. Okay, he sees us! That's our cue. Now work it! He's not coming over. I don't think out puppet looks scared enough. Grug ：Scared? I’ll show you scared! Hand me those acting sticks!

Guy ：Hold on!

Grug ：Yes! You did it!

Guy ：Looks like we won't have any leftovers .

Eep ：What are leftovers?

Guy ：You know, when you have so much food to eat you have some left over.

Eep ：Well, we never have that much food.

Ugga ：Grug, how about a story?

Grug ：That's a good idea. How about a story, huh?

Thunk ：Yeah, a story! Tell us a story!

Grug ：Once upon a time there was a little tiger who lived in a cave with her family. There were a lot of rules, but the big, simple one was to never leave the cave at night. And the door was so heavy, Do you think it would be easy to remember.

Thunk ：So easy to remember.

Grug ：I know. But while everyone was asleep, she went out anyway.

Thunk ：No!

Grug ：Yes! And no sooner than she did her cave was destroyed and everyone had to go on this long, sucky walk, with some weirdo they met, and died! The end.

Guy ：I did not see that coming. My stories never end like that.

Thunk ：Yes! Two stories in one night!

Guy ：Okay, but it won't be as good as Grug's. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful tiger. She lived in a cave with the rest of her family. Her father and mother told her: "You may go anywhere you want, but never go near the cliff, for you could fall.

Grug ：And die. Good story.

Guy ：But when no one was looking, she would go near the cliff, for the closer she came to the edge, the more she could hear, the more she could see, and the more she could feel. Finally she stood at the very edge, and she saw a light. She leaned to touch it, and she slipped. Grug ：And she fell.

Guy ：And she flew.

Thunk ：Where did she fly?

Guy ：Tomorrow.

Eep ：Tomorrow?

Guy ：A place with more suns in the sky than you can count.

Thunk ：It would be so bright.

Guy ：A place not like today, or yesterday. A place where things are better.

Grug ：Tomorrow isn't a place. It's... It's... It's... You can't see it!

Guy ：Oh, yes it is. I've seen it. That's where I'm going.

Grug ：Well, we are going to shut our eyes and sleep. And when we wake up, we're going to find the place that has everything we want.

Eep ：Tomorrow?

Grug ：A cave.