新孔雀东南飞-英文小短剧剧本

New southeast the peacock flies

Actors: Jonny Jonny ’s mother Lunch Lunch ’s mother

Lunch ’s mother Mayor ’s son Robber

Jonny :Every body says that I’m henpecked, but in fact, I’m as strong as a tiger while my wife is Wu Song. I ’m not afraid of you!My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is brave than me, matter than me and stronger than me but all this I do not care. What I need is that she is tender than me .But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! Oh, My God! Who can help me?

Jonny ’s mother: I can! Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?

Lunch: I’m here, mum, what’s up?

Jonny ’s mother :I’ve told you again and again, that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.

Lunch: Ok. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law. what’s up?

Jonny ’s mother: Since you married my son, you have behaved so badly. You are so rude, so brusque, so lazy…

Lunch: But …Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny. I have been working hard all day long. Washing and cooking. I have raised ten thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken.

Jonny ’s mother But all those you have done not as valuable as a grandson.

Lunch: Oh ,you want a grandson, don’t you? Go and ask your son, I’m leaving!

Lunch went back home.兰芝妈织毛衣.

Lunch: Mum, I’m back.

Lunch ’s mother: You are back? Why? What happened?

Lunch ’s: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law.

Lunch ’s mother: See! I have told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny. I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you never listen to me. Look at yourself…… Lunch ’s: But mum……

Lunch ’s mother:Never interrupt me!

Lunch ’s: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, ok? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.

Lunch ’s mother: Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor’s son in the market. He said that “If your daughter haven’t been married, I really really want to marry her!”

Lunch ’s: What? The mayor ’s son? The most famous play boy in the neighborhood? Oh, What a silly thing I have done!

Tomrrow morning.

Jonny: Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks? Here they are! Er! How smelly! They are still dirty! Oh, Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself. This is what Lunch always wears! I miss her so much and her excellent cooking.Now Lunch has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.

Jonny ’s mother: Where’s my breakfast? Where’s Lunch? Hasn’t she got up yet?

Jonny ’s: Mum, don’t you remember? Lunch has gone!

Jonny ’s mother: Well, to tell you the truth Johnny a son without a wife is useless. Go and take her back!

Jonny ’s: Yes madam.

Jonny is on his way to Lunch’s home

Robber: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!The road is built by me! Unluckily, I planted one tree! If you want to go by this street!Give us all your money.

嘿, 小子, 停下来听我说! 此路是我开! 此树是我栽! 要从此路过留下买路财.

Jonny: Is 1 Mao enough? 一角钱够吗?

Robber: What bad luckly! The guy is broken! If we can not rob any money , we will have nothing to eat! I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss liu lan zhi,We can go and rob the wedding! Good idea!

真倒霉, 这小子不行啊! 如果我们不抢些钱来, 我们就要饿肚子了! 我听说太守的儿子要和刘兰芝结婚了, 我们可以在婚礼上抢劫! 好主意!

Jonny: What! Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!什么? 兰芝要结婚了? 这不可能! Robber: Why, A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!

为什么不可能呢? 一个漂亮的女孩和一个有钱的男人, 多完美的一对!

Jonny: What? But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t got divorced yet!Oh,I’ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? I’ll go with you, You take the money and I take the bride.

什么? 但是兰芝是我的妻子! 我们还没有离婚, 哦, 我有一计! 你们不是要去抢劫婚礼吗? 我也跟你们一起去. 你们拿钱, 我抢新娘.

Robber: Have you got any experience?你有经验吗?

Jonny: No .But I’ve got this没有, 但是我有这个.

Mayor ’s son: What? 咦?

Robber: Hey you! Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me! And I planted one tree, If you want to go by this street.

嘿, 小子, 停下来听我们说! 此路是我开! 此树是我栽, 要从此路过（焦仲卿跳出跌倒, 强盗唱Nobody, 鄙视仲卿）

Jonny:Give us all your money!留下买路财!

Mayor ’s son: Who are you?你是谁啊?

Jonny:I am Lunch’s husband.我是兰芝的丈夫.

Lunch: What? Jonny!什么? 仲郎!

Mayor ’s son: Go to hell! 见鬼去!

Robber: Oh, so beautiful a girl. I will take you to my mountain, and be my wife ,Hiahiahiahiahaihai ,Let’s go.(Lunch is so heavy)Hey you, come on and help me!

噢, 多漂亮的一个女孩啊. 我将把你带回我的山寨, 做我的压寨夫人, 哈哈哈哈哈. 我们走吧. 嘿, 你们快过来帮我.

Jonny : Lunch, lunch, where are you? Lunch ,let me go with you.

Since then, Lunch was take to the mountains, who was sobbing all day long . Jonny has been waiting for his wife –Lunch at the Naihe Bridge.Heaven Acheron were separated. They were different routes, but their love was an eternity.