英语话剧__唐伯虎点秋香

Act 2

地点：A river side, on the street

人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，围观者，四香，石榴，华夫人，丑婢女

道具：4扇子，丝巾，伞，小刀，2凳子，背景音乐

旁白：第二幕，江南四大才子结伴出游，众女子兴奋观看。

一女子：Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there.

（四大才子摆pose，众女子倾倒）

一女子：Go and have a look,

祝枝山：We come here for a tour.

That’s why the girls are that crazy.

文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?

祝：Very good idea!

Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.

周文斌：l am the best in this field.

'There are many geese under the mountain.'

文征明：'They rushed down to the river.'

祝：'Let's roast a goose.'

唐：'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'

三人：Good, very good. Very good!

（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）

祝：There is something attractive.

See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.

Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.

To let us learn from you!

唐：Well...

周文斌：lt's the welfare for your friends, so?

唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.

三人：Go.

唐：Miss.

如花：What's the matter? （一回头，竟是如花！）

三人：Go, go...

唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?

如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.

唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, that's all.

ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.

如花：So what?l don't know you.

l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.

唐：How about paying you 1 tael?

如花：1 tael? Who do you think l a.m.?

Make it ten.

唐：That's too expensive, why don't you rob?

如花：Right, l am robber.

Give me all your money.

（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）

三人：What's wrong? （赶到桥上）What’s the matter?

文征明：No need to punch her like that?

唐：Robber! lt's a ladyboy!

三人：Ladyboy?

祝：l love it. Hold it. （祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）

文征明：Damn it. He is being the first to!

（华夫人带众人去拜神）

春香：Look, so many people!

夏香：Yes, it's crowded.

华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,

四大才子：Heave yourselves.

What's going on?

某人：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.

周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.

唐：Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?

文斌,征明：Look! That way.

三人：Qiu-xiang.

（秋香回首一笑）

唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.

周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.

You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.

Look once more.

三人：Pretty woman!

（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女衬托）

唐：Woo, she is really pretty!

Let's go in the temple together.

To look for fun!

Act 3

地点：West Gate of Hua’s house

人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，惨人，假死人

道具：“旺财”，1手帕，“小强”，2卖身牌，1棍子，4凳子，银两

旁白：第三幕，华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香，化装成贫民意图混进华府。

唐：You can't move no matter what happens! OK?

假死人：Take it easy! Leave It to Me

（假死人躺在车上装死）

唐：Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.

Come and have a look! I’m so poor!

（石榴和秋香出门）

石榴：Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?

But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.

唐：l don't want, too.

Why don't you be merciful ['mə:siful]仁慈的；慈悲的；宽容的

buy me please.

石榴：What a pity （怜悯同情遗憾）? We need a workman indeed, why not...

（这时又来了一个人，推着木车，车上躺着六个死人，这人还口吐血，极其悲惨）

惨人：l am poor, l want to sell myself to bury my whole family!

唐：Kidding?!

惨人：Be merciful, my family died last night.

l am sick withtuberculosis [tju:,bə:kju'ləusis] 肺结核；结核病too, why not buy me? May be, I’ll cut half price!

秋香：He is miserable ['mizərəbl]悲惨的；痛苦的；卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?

石榴：（哭）So, buy him.

唐：Lady, first come first serve, l come first.

秋香：lt's not a matter of priority [prai'ɔrəti]优先；优先权；优先次序；优先考虑的事.

石榴：Leave It to me. He has to bury his whole family and you have to bury your dad only.

l do want to help you, but it's difficult for me to buy two.

唐：But, l am miserable too.

石榴：Then show me how miserable you are.

唐：Well, l...

See how dirty are my fingernails?

lt's miserable, right?

（惨人的小狗突然死去）

惨人：（痛哭）Wong Cai, don't die! Don't die.

You have followed me for a long time, you're so good to me.

But l have never given yousufficient [sə'fiSənt] 足够的；充分的 food.

l am damn [dæm]可恶的 sorry.

唐：（唐伯虎看见一只蟑螂，喊“小心啊！”，石榴姐一退，将蟑螂踩死了。）

Watch out!

（悲痛欲绝）Xiao qiang, how are you?

Don't die, Xiao qiang, don't die.

We have suffered for such a long time,

l treated you as my relative.

How can you leave me like this…

石榴：Sister Qiu-xiang, they are both miserable, what'll we do?

秋香：Let's wait and see.

惨人：（走到唐伯虎跟前，两人对峙）

Damn! Brother! Wait.

Look at you, you look rich. Why not go home and make a poor look first? Look at me, l am thin, and see the abscess ['æbsis]脓肿；脓疮On my hands!

l am really miserable than you.

唐：Pal, don't challenge ['tʃælindʒ]向…挑战 me. l hate to be challenged.

惨人：So what?

唐：Are you pushing me?

惨人：l am miserable than you, so what?

唐：Damn! Go to hell（）去死啦! （唐伯虎拿起一根木棒将自己的胳膊打断）

唐：See, my whole hand is broken.

Who is miserable now?

惨人：Don't go too far!

唐：lt's show-hand, so what?

惨人：l'll play with you.

OK, l will show-hand too.（拿起棍子砸自己的头，血流如注）

Are you playing tricks with me?

l don't want my life either, let's see how you can compete with me.

Who is miserable? （说完，倒地身亡）

唐：Bravo [,brɑ:'vəu,]喝彩，好极了! You are really great. See you next time!

石榴：Hey, he is dead, l can buy you now.

唐：Really?

石榴：Yes.

唐：5taels [teil] 两；银more please.

石榴：How can you raise your price suddenly?

唐：l want to bury him, too.

石榴：What a good heart you have! Let's buy him. （拿出银子）

秋香：Come early tomorrow morning.

唐：Thank you, Miss Qiu-xiang.

（秋香进门时对唐伯虎一笑）

唐：Such a tempting ['temptiŋ]吸引人的；诱惑人的smile!Mom, l have got it.

Act 6

地点：Hua’s house

人物：唐伯虎，夺命书生，华夫人，四香，石榴，仆人

道具：剑，枪，1凳子，1桌子，背景音乐

春香：(神情慌张) Madam, bad, bad! A man is dashing!

华夫人：（一拍桌子，站了起来）Who has a big audacity, he dare to dash here unexpectly!

夺命书生：（手拿剑）Madam Hua, long time no see. You saved your life at that time, I will uproot the Hua today!

华夫人：（一笑）What a big tone! Good! As your wish, today is the time of your death!

（两人展开激烈的战争）

（华夫人吐血，四香和石榴一起涌向前）

四香、石榴：Madam, madam! Are you ok? Madam?!

（夺命书生想一剑刺中秋香，唐伯虎突然赶到，挡开了那一剑）

夺：I’m Duo ming shusheng! Who you are?

唐：I’m just a little student who just has study for a few years, Hua an! And my name is tang bo hu!

三香、石榴：（迷惑）Tangbohu ?????

秋香：Bo hu

夺：Good! Let’s meet together!

（两人对立许久，相互一个飞吻，众人偕倒）

唐伯虎：Sorry, we are just feels so right, can’t control ourselves.

（一场激烈的打斗，唐伯虎将夺命书生刺死）

三香、石榴：（跳起，相当兴奋）Hua an, you are so great ! （对望）Tang bohu is so great！

秋香：Hua an, are you alright?

唐：l am fine, how about you?

华夫人：Tong Pak-Fu, l have to thank you for saving our whole family. How can l reward you?

唐：Madam, you are welcome, l have only one request.

华夫人：l know it, you love Qiu xiang, right?

l will marry her to you.

（秋香既欣喜又害羞）

唐：Bravo!