英语剧本不差钱

《不差钱》英文剧本（片段）

小沈阳：我知道大爷不差钱。我的意思，毕老师好容易来一回，咱吃喝不能在乎

钱，大爷。你看我今年岁数小，但是我总结了，人这一生其实可短暂了，有时候一想，跟睡觉是一样一样的。眼睛一闭，一睁，一天过去了；眼睛一闭，不睁，这辈子就过去了。

毕福剑：小伙子，精辟。

赵本山：精辟啥，他是屁精。

小沈阳：大爷，我没别的意思。

赵本山：你啥意思？

小沈阳：我的意思，人不能把钱看得太重了。钱乃身外之物。人生最痛苦的事情，

你知道是什么？

赵本山：嗯？

小沈阳：人死了，钱没花了。

赵本山：人这一生最最痛苦的事，你知道是什么吗？

小沈阳：啥呀？

赵本山：是人活着呢，钱没了。不差钱，放心吧，啊。把菜好好做上。 小沈阳：哎，好嘞。

赵本山：这孩子。

小沈阳：这一天......这也太抠了。

赵本山：他姥爷，这菜呢，得做一会儿。你看看丫蛋来了，这孩子从小就是一身的艺术细菌哪。

毕福剑：艺......艺术细胞。

赵本山：给看看，能不能上你的大道。

毕福剑：她......

赵本山：才艺，那是了不得。

毕福剑：老哥，我弄明白了，你今天截我到这儿来，就是为了让您孙女上我们《星

光大道》。

赵本山：可不是嘛，它有这么个关系。

毕福剑：哦，那她都......会点什么？

赵本山：来吧，给姥爷表示表示。服务员，拿麦克。有卡拉OK的麦克吗？拿来。站好了。

Shenyang This I know, sir, but with Mr. Bi here, perhaps only for once, can't you stop being so stingy? I am still young, but I see life can be so very short, it sometimes is much the same as taking a sleep. Eyes closed, eyes opened, and a whole day is over. Eyes closed but never opened again - then your whole life is over.

CCTV Man That`s wit! / What a master of wit!

Uncle Zhao Not wit, he's a waiter. / To me, he jus' stings like shit! Shenyang I didn't mean to offend you, sir.

Uncle Zhao Then whut did you mean?

Shenyang One shouldn't set too much stock on money. What good can it do, really? The most scary part of it all, sir, is to die leaving your money unused.

Uncle Zhao Whut's more scary...

Shenyang Yeah?

Uncle Zhao ... is to be left living with you' money gone. Don't worry, boy. If you play your part well, I'll pay you well.

Shenyang Do as you please.

Uncle Zhao Go ahead.

Shenyang (to himself) What a day... just too stingy.

(Shenyang exits again.)

Uncle Zhao (to CCTV Man) Preparin' the dishes would take s'me time, sir. Here's Yadar, my granddaughter. They all call her Yadar. She started showin' promise to be art'ritis when very young.

CCTV Man You mean an artist.

Uncle Zhao Please test her to see whether she's good enough for you' Broadway.

CCTV Man Can she...

Uncle Zhao Whut can she do, right? No problem!

CCTV Man Now I see. You got me stuck here so your granddaughter can get into my program.

Uncle Zhao Oh yeah, that's it.

CCTV Man What exactly can she do?

Uncle Zhao Yadar, show Grandpa Bi whut you can do. Waiter, give us a mike for a Karaoke show.

(Shenyang enters for a third time.)

Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Stand over there.