老爸老妈浪漫史
1.
blazer n.
宽松运动外衣,（常带有俱乐部、学校、运动队等的颜色或徽章的）夹克
i see what it's about
sth from the old movie
get second base with me二垒
术语：Second base
说明：
棒球比赛中所使用的器具，由防守方的二垒手防守。进攻方的击球员击出球后，必须尽快从本垒跑向一垒，再伺机推进至二垒、三垒、本垒。跑垒员如依序踏过一、二、三、本垒，中途未出局即可得分。
拓展：
二垒，现在也来形容和女生拥抱亲吻。
有解释：一、一垒（接吻）→二垒（进入女孩的上衣内)→三垒（进入女孩的裤子里面）→本垒（进入女孩的体内）。
二、一垒：牵手靠肩→二垒：拥抱亲吻→三垒：摸身体→本垒：上床 。
所以大家也要注意现在潮流语言，免得在不正当的时候说出别人觉得很不好意思的话！
ukulele 四弦琴
eyepatch 眼罩
you are chickened out like a little bitch
freaking crazy
you are suited up
pyscho eccentric
i am done being single
will you relax, i am getting it, it is a long story
the olive theory is based on sth...
2.
Hand gestures did not work on telephone
You gotta be kidding me
untucked shirt/dump-bag-thing
voodoo 尤指西印度群岛等地的)伏都教, 巫术
our relationship is built on mutual trust
cast my web into the ocean, and see how many fishes i can get, but only a gay-dolphin
you wanna fight, be my guest
4..bugger 鼻屎
i spend 27 years making my mind of things, a second thought
ted great hits 精选女友集
sock monkey
i am just assuming 我只是猜猜
hang up on you挂你电话
dump a girl right before her birthday on the answering machine, cry her eyes out
maybe we just call it a day
you just didnot have sack to face those tears
that's one i own you算我欠你的人情
how much it sucks
terrified to make commitment
have absolutely no self-esteem
gelasigao
krav maga
hold on that one
why couldnot leave that poor girl alone
ineffable
i am not ready for a commitment
cliche is acliche for a reason
seriously, men are working on that
what is your most exciting memory
i never thought i can have my story told
that is beyongd my wildest dream
there is no good way to say it
isn't it nice to know there are people watching that
no happy ever after, but a whole of harm
5.
sharbasky long and difficult-to-spell household name
classic grown-up things
she uglies in the ugly
what is the hell happened to these two
火锅 chafing pot/dish fondu溶化奶酪
outof your league
you are so dead
tannins
i am staying
i am a littel fungy on that detail
6.
slutty Halloween
slutty pumpkin
sth went terribly wrong
Halloween is a night of wondering and magic
is your world ready to be rocked
wingman
hang-in chart
nice outfit
so hard to convey tone in the e-mail
lei花环 wreath garland wreath get laid
mr goody goody
horny devil
i am a
master of disguise
i am not that into him
sit and wait
7.
sometimes in life, you have to accept certain things can't be expained
love is not science, you can't caculate feelings.when you love someone, 8.5 equals perfect 10.
if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this city, so can i.
8.
thousands of buildings, millions of stories
coffee pot shocky coffee
ted, you are so screw
wholly dynamic 新局面
keep your eyes open
fake emergency
taste a little like rusty
jiggle me out
healthy communication
lemon law, it is gonna be a thing
i am visionary
blind date, soul mate
bro by extenson
雷管 detonator exploder blasting cap primer
you are irrationally picky
upfrone
everthing stays the way as it is
run with siccors
kinda smell like a dude
life is full of changes
9.
rauft
it is like thanksgiving in my mouth
cop mounty out oat canadian thanksgiving october
i am on it
soul bonus
way down the road, far down the road
thanksgiving, not thankstaking
all is right with the world
public urination
embarass myself in front of your family
i am not fit in here
pregrency test
donot take it the wrong way
there is plenty of good parts in life. it is the rough part to be thankful that you have people to share with
10.
bartender
my soul throws up a little bit
round up
opening-line
i happen to have powerful brain
met for a reason, he is cool make him awesome
overthink, overdrink
alcohol can not stop this brain,
that is all i remember, except for some hazy memory
fill me up
that is why we donot do shots
hey, it is me again
stalion my streak is over
vomit-free since 93
无人演奏的乐队
you move on, i move on