美国脱口秀主持Ellen的爆笑演讲英文原版
Elen leGDneres毫无疑e是美国现问今一的线脱口秀持主人以自己名字。命名节的Elle目 nSohw视率居收不高,下她成功还主过持第3和839格莱美届第、4届艾美等6奖礼。颁在她兰杜学的演讲延续了大自己幽默风格的在笑,声中也顾了回己自的成长并给,毕业学生们诚恳以建的,听议来益匪受浅。下以英文演为稿讲:
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