20种方法逗你媳妇儿开心(汉英对照)

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20种方法逗你媳妇儿开心

这里列举了一些方法，你作为老公逗你媳妇儿开心的方法。如果你能按照上述方法实践的话，那么你最终可能会获得一个和谐美满的家庭生活。

1.在媳妇儿面前保持微笑，并且俩眼相对。 即使你不说啥，温暖的笑容也能传递你的意图。假如你在她看起来最漂亮的时候这样做，那么这种表情的运用就能达到与媳妇儿感情大增的效果。

2.别冲她大吼大叫。把你的声音调成细微，愉悦，平静的音量，喊声进入她耳朵里已经够人难受的了，更别提令人痛苦的高声大喝。即使你不大吼大叫她也会听得见你说什么。如果她做了啥事你感到特愤怒，你可以尝试跟她谈谈，而不是冲她大吼大叫。

3.倾听媳妇儿的话。我知道你不能全神贯注的听她说什么，因为她讲的太无聊，或者你不想分心你正在做的事，不过你还得努力的听。她可能正有重要的事讲，而你需要帮她做好这件事。

4.别拖延媳妇儿留下来的杂活还有待修理的东西。如果她想让你修啥东西，赶紧修，别等她再问。修好了也对你有益，所以，做计划趁早搞定它。

5.恭维你媳妇儿。别虚头巴脑的，真诚点。如果她去购物，就看一看，瞧一瞧她给自个买的东西。流露出你对她买的东西充满兴趣，而且你喜欢她的穿着打扮。

6.不准小气。全力以赴地宠着你媳妇儿，小事也会积少成多，这会有帮助，别让她什么都得自己付钱。她可以将她的钱存在银行，而不是花在你应该花的东西上。

7.不花冤枉钱。这可能意味着你必须减少不必要的花费，像外出酒吧，为自己买一大堆饮料。减少你在啤酒，香烟，汽油，餐厅点餐，咖啡屋喝咖啡等一切浪费金钱的地方的消耗。

8.撂下卫生间的马桶盖。如果你媳妇儿觉得很奇怪，你就告诉她你认为看不着厕所里的水这样更好。

9.收拾你的衣服。将衣物放在衣柜里，你自己的衣服不该你媳妇儿给你收拾。你吃完东西了自己收拾好。 这或许意味着把盘子冲一下放进洗碗机里，要是你没有洗碗机的话，就得动手洗盘子。(洗所有的盘子)。

10。你亲她之前先刷牙和使用漱口水。她就稀罕你那样令人足够愉快的接吻，并想吻你很久很久。

11.先洗个澡再问她跟你做爱可以不。就这样问她，如果可以，那就做。别把做爱搞庸俗了。

12.扔垃圾。这是你的工作，不是她的。记得每晚干完它。

13.如果她有一辆车，就为她检修车辆，把汽车送进车行里定期调整和换油。

14.让她决定电视看什么频道。无论她想看什么，都装作对该节目很感兴趣的样子。

15.让你媳妇儿来挑选你的衣服和鞋子。你将更好看，而且她喜欢这种方式，你也这么看。

16.别对媳妇儿发火。如果你需要发泄情绪，找个离她远点的地方做，这样她不会看到。当你冷静之后，再回到她身边宠着她，这样做是因为当她目睹你的狂风暴雨以后你会心怀愧疚。

17.经常跟你媳妇儿说我爱你。当你说‘我爱你’的时候，认真点，别扬了二正的。

18.如果你媳妇儿不知不觉陷入麻烦里了，理解她，同情她，并且尽可能的帮助她解决问题。对于她的过错不要揪住不放，当然，当你遇到麻烦的时候她也会挺你。

19.不要背着她干别的事，这样会伤她的心。这也包括对她不忠，去类似脱衣舞酒吧这样的场所，或者做非法勾当。

20.记住她是你媳妇儿，不是你的仆人。她有主见，并且她希望你尊重它。当你倾听她倾诉的时候给予理解，当她跟你唠嗑的时候不要打断她。

现在，当你和媳妇儿在一起时你已经有了

20条建议去考虑。如果你努力实践这些建议，你将看到她爽歪歪的样子，并真正的对你“爱不释手”。

Here is a list of ways, you, as a husband can make your wife happy. If you follow some of the suggestions on this list, maybe you can finally have some peace and harmony in your life.

1.Smile at your wife, and make eye contact when you do it. You don't have to say anything, just smile warmly and mean it. If you can do this when she looks her best, the impact of this gesture will be appreciated much more by your wife.

2. Don't yell at her. Use your voice at a nice, pleasant, quiet, volume. Shouting in her ear is very annoying, not to mention painfully loud. She can hear you if you talk to her without yelling. If you are angry about something she did, try to talk to it with her instead of yelling at her.

3. Listen to your wife. I know you think you cannot concentrate on what she is saying because it's too boring or you don't want to be distracted from what you are doing, but make the effort to listen. She might just have something important to say that you need to take care of for her.

4. Don't procrastinate about doing your chores or repairs for your wife. If she wants you to fix something, fix it as soon as she asks you too. The repair is for your benefit,too, so plan on doing it as soon as possible.

5. Compliment your wife. Don't be fake about it, be sincere. If she goes shopping, ask to see what she bought for herself. Your interest in her shopping purchases shows that you like that she dresses nice for you.

6. Don't be stingy. Spoil your wife in anyway you can. Small things can add up, and this can help if she is stuck paying for everything. She can put her money in the bank to save, instead of spending it on things you should pay for.

7. Don't waste money. This might mean you have to cut back on things you really don't need, like going out to a bar and buying too many drinks for yourself. Cut back on your consumption of beer, cigarettes, gas, ordering food in arestaurant, coffee house coffee, and whatever else you waste money on.

8. Close the seat and lid of the toilet. If your wife thinks this is strange, tell her you think the toilet looks better without looking inside at the water.

9. Pick up your clothes. Place the clothes in the hamper. Your wife should not have to pick up your clothes for you. Clean up your dishes after you eat something. This might mean to rinse them and put it in the dishwasher, or if you don't have one, wash the dishes (all of the dishes).

10. Brush your teeth and use mouthwash before you kiss her. She will really like that you are more pleasant to kiss, and will want to kiss you longer.

11. Take a shower before you ask her to make love to you. And ask her that way, that is, to make love. Don't be vulgar about it.

12. Take out the garbage. It's your job, not hers. And do it every night!

13. If she has a car, service it for her by taking it to the garage for a scheduled tuneup and oil change.

14. Let her decide what to watch on TV. Watch whatever she wants to watch, and be interested in the program.

15. Let your wife pick out your clothes and shoes. You will look better, and she will like the way you look too.

16. Don't lose your temper with your wife. If you need to blow off steam, get away from her and do it so she won't witness it. Once you cool off, then go back to her and spoil because you feel guilty for losing your temper.

17. Tell your wife I love you often. Be sincere and not sarcastic when you say it.

18. If your wife gets herself in trouble somehow, be understanding, sympathetic, and as helpful as possible to help her straighten out her problems. Don't put her down about her mistakes, but she supports you when you get into trouble without question.

19. Don't do things behind her back that would hurt her feelings. This would include cheating on her, going to places like stripper bars, or doing illegal substances.

20. Remember that she is a person, not your servant. She has an opinion, and she would like you to hear it. Be understanding when you listen to her, and do not interrupt her when she is talking to you.

Now you have 20 suggestions to think about when you are with your wife. If you make the effort to follow these suggestions, you will see that she is relaxed, and actually enjoy being around you.